Whole lotta Umness.

1. Okay I need to address this one at the top of the list. Has anybody seen Sammy Sosa lately? No? Don't worry, I am here to help....

Ummm...What the hell?

Is this supposed to be some sick tribute to Michael Jackson? Apparently he is going through a rejuvenating process for his skin? Who knows, what I do know is it looks weird as hell. Is he wearing lipstick?

Not to mention, his wifey looks nothing short of peeved at Snow White Sosa's new look.

2. My mum called a "snuggie" a "snugglie" today. I thought it was funny.

Speaking of snuggies, check out the baby snug.

Ummm...I'm pretty sure any mother that stuffs their infant into that thing is surely mixing up a large batch of future claustrophobia for their child. Plus a handful of stares while walking down the street with that adorable little face protruding from mommies breasts. Creepy. I think if Babyface ever makes a comeback this should be his album cover, though.

3. What is with all of these people falling on train tracks these days? And walking away unscathed to boot?

4. Mr. Ochocinco made it a point to cause a little stir on Sunday when he "pretended" to slip one of the referees a dollar bill while they were reviewing a call. He was laughing about the stunt, and the ref waved him off before Ocho-stinko could attempt to pass the bill over.

5. When it comes to things to talk about there is a lot up in the air. Literally. From Balloon Boy, to the dotto pilots who cruised on past their landing destination. And just yesterday a pilot was removed from his flight because he went to take the hot seat intoxicated. A flight attendant noticed he may not be capable to fly and reported it before the plane could take off. As a result the flight was canceled, he was given a toxicology test and failed. On top of being suspended, the incident took place in London, where the alcohol rate is .02, as opposed to .048, this dude may be facing jail time.

6. Okay, tell me there is not something Um, wrong about this. (and I apologize for addressing this so late that it's tacky) But, Yankees, champs, 27 flippen times? Come on! Seriously? I mean I know our football team is an NFL dynasty and we are the most successful team having six trophies in our display case, and we sound pretty greedy decorating our town with Stairway to Seven tees but TWENTY SEVEN baseball ships? And our Buccos have 17 straight losing seasons? There is something way wrong-oh with that picture.